There's a neat product (price tag is $14.95) to convert HTML to either Javascript, PHP, ASP, JSP. (For example, it'll put all the "document.write" tags around the HTML) get the trial version here: HTML to AnyCode Converter (there's also a pop-up killer type trial app there too)
update: [Sam got mad at me because I forgot to give him credit. So, Sam here's your credit. YOU found the link – but I'm STILL not making you a scriptygoddess!!!!] 😉